Wherein the Month, Day of the Month, are set down, the Persons named, and the great Actions and Events of the next Year particularly related as they come to pass
"Y'know, it's not a coincidence, I don't think at least, if I had, let's say, an hour for each of the followers I gained - it's not bloody obvious, how much good I could do. Now that's a question..."
"His first post, on December 8th, will be so confusing and full of holes that he'll gain 80,000 new followers overnight."
Realest thing in this entire "prediction" list. The less sense that guy makes, the more people think he must somehow have some wise deeper meaning behind it all.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so many times while reading a Substack post before.
12:46 10/12/24
"Y'know, it's not a coincidence, I don't think at least, if I had, let's say, an hour for each of the followers I gained - it's not bloody obvious, how much good I could do. Now that's a question..."
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This is awesome
"His first post, on December 8th, will be so confusing and full of holes that he'll gain 80,000 new followers overnight."
Realest thing in this entire "prediction" list. The less sense that guy makes, the more people think he must somehow have some wise deeper meaning behind it all.
Philosophy- you so funny!
A well inspired effort to make Substack humor a thing. Congratulations 👏
This is amazing