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Pavel Stankov's avatar

I feel inspired to give you my money. Give me your address, and I'll write you a manly check (Chuck Norris background) and tie it to an eagle, whom you have to fight to get it, and after you do, you have to burn it because attachment to money is fake and gay.

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Amos Wollen's avatar

Founding Member subscriptions are also incredibly tuff

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Mim's avatar

Commenting so that I get recommended more content like this on my Substack page LOL.

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Mya's avatar

I would have commented on this master piece, praising its dissection of the "philosophy bro" with surgical precision. But alas, my estrogen levels are too high.

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Litcuzzwords's avatar

Anyone who says a woman can’t skin an elk has never met a Mi’kmaq. Way too funny, kiddo, but my grandmother, who was 4’8” by the way, could hide out a moose in record time.

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Muhammad Wang's avatar

Needs more "Faustian spirit" and/or "Dionysssian"

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Gareth Marks's avatar

2/10 you didn't give me advice on what women really want speaking as a man with a clear financial interest in my remaining single

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Rachel Orme's avatar

“Parmenates” 😭😭

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Parker Settecase's avatar

Grindset 😓😓😓😓

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Paula Wright's avatar

Lol

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Michael A Alexander's avatar

Alright, just how many drugs are you taking? You have to be taking something as this is off the wall great.

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Linch's avatar

Was the Chinese intentionally garbled? I read it as ~"China readers everybody welcome"

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Amos Wollen's avatar

lol, I asked google translate for “hello, Chinese readers”; let’s just say it was intentional

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Jonah Dunch's avatar

Lol "Chinese" was translated as Chinese (the nationality) not Chinese (the language), so the translation came out to "Readers from China, hey everybody"

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Amos Wollen's avatar

Banger; no revisions.

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Elijenn's avatar

Are you seriously afraid of bubbles 🚬

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Horus on the Prairie's avatar

Am I alone in thinking the "dopamine" obsession with right wing traditionalists is yet another reskinned Anglo Puritanism?

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Amos Wollen's avatar

2 deep 4 me

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Paula Wright's avatar

I eat yo mommas eggs for breakfast!

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Amos Wollen's avatar

Excuse me.

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Paula Wright's avatar

Just channelling the paleo bro

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