I feel inspired to give you my money. Give me your address, and I'll write you a manly check (Chuck Norris background) and tie it to an eagle, whom you have to fight to get it, and after you do, you have to burn it because attachment to money is fake and gay.
I would have commented on this master piece, praising its dissection of the "philosophy bro" with surgical precision. But alas, my estrogen levels are too high.
Anyone who says a woman can’t skin an elk has never met a Mi’kmaq. Way too funny, kiddo, but my grandmother, who was 4’8” by the way, could hide out a moose in record time.
Lol "Chinese" was translated as Chinese (the nationality) not Chinese (the language), so the translation came out to "Readers from China, hey everybody"
I feel inspired to give you my money. Give me your address, and I'll write you a manly check (Chuck Norris background) and tie it to an eagle, whom you have to fight to get it, and after you do, you have to burn it because attachment to money is fake and gay.
Founding Member subscriptions are also incredibly tuff
Commenting so that I get recommended more content like this on my Substack page LOL.
I would have commented on this master piece, praising its dissection of the "philosophy bro" with surgical precision. But alas, my estrogen levels are too high.
Anyone who says a woman can’t skin an elk has never met a Mi’kmaq. Way too funny, kiddo, but my grandmother, who was 4’8” by the way, could hide out a moose in record time.
Needs more "Faustian spirit" and/or "Dionysssian"
2/10 you didn't give me advice on what women really want speaking as a man with a clear financial interest in my remaining single
“Parmenates” 😭😭
Grindset 😓😓😓😓
Lol
Alright, just how many drugs are you taking? You have to be taking something as this is off the wall great.
Was the Chinese intentionally garbled? I read it as ~"China readers everybody welcome"
lol, I asked google translate for “hello, Chinese readers”; let’s just say it was intentional
Lol "Chinese" was translated as Chinese (the nationality) not Chinese (the language), so the translation came out to "Readers from China, hey everybody"
Banger; no revisions.
Are you seriously afraid of bubbles 🚬
Am I alone in thinking the "dopamine" obsession with right wing traditionalists is yet another reskinned Anglo Puritanism?
2 deep 4 me
I eat yo mommas eggs for breakfast!
Excuse me.
Just channelling the paleo bro