Please hit the ❤️ ‘like’ button on this article! It helps other people to see how cool I am, on account of how many likes I get, and how many fewer likes they get in comparison. This breeds a cycle of envy where they keep coming back to my articles to see how well I’m doing, which only racks up the views.
I’ve argued …
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