Lyman Stone's intellectually molested critique of shrimp welfare

*study shows that sky is blue*

Once upon a time, Philosophers were feeling sorry for themselves. “How can I trust my judgements on theoretical ethical questions — the Repugnant Conclusion, moral realism, the infinite loop-loop-loopedy-loop variant of the trolley problem? What if my judgements are out of touch with those of the common man? We must do like the social scientists, and su…