You’re not getting it. It’s not clocking to you. It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business, is it. It has never been clocking to you. Not since the beginning. From the beginning of every age, it has never even clocked to you once.
In the beginning, God put His business on the earth. His business came up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground. Then the LORD God formed a man — a husband and a dad — to stand on the business He had made. And the man stood on business. And the LORD God clocked that he was standing on business, and He clocked that it was good.
And the man was a husband and a dad. A husband and a dad who was standing on business. A real man. A real f*cking man. And he stood on the business God had made.
And the LORD God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree on the sidewalk; but you must not eat from the tree of the clocking of good and evil, for when you clock of it you will be on some weird sh*t, on some alternate agenda.”
Is it still not clocking to you שָׂטָן? I don’t care that you’re the serpent, craftier than all the wild animals. I don’t care that it looks pleasing to the eye. I am not the one. I’m really not the one.
I don’t care what kind of nasty sh*t you’re getting paid in the background to tell me, talking bout “you will certainly not die, for God clocks that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, clocking good and evil.”
Clearly you’re here for an alternate agenda, to provoke the fall of man. It’s still not clocking to you, is it. Through the obedience of one man, many will be made righteous. This isn’t love, שׂטָן, this is weird. I’m not going to just stand around here and let this happen. No sir, no way, no how.
And the man stood on business, for he was not the one. And the LORD clocked that he was not the one, and it was clocked to him as righteousness.
Jesus Christ; my eyes are burning from laughter! Couldn't decide whether to show my husband the Justin video before or after reading your piece, which DOES stand alone in a very *weird* way.
What an intriguing bit of style! Way to go!