Season’s greetings!
I write to you with shivering fingers and chattering teeth, snowed in, by myself, in a poorly thatched log cabin with nothing but a moth-eaten shawl, a tin of cold beans, and a trick candle with no matches.
I wanted to alert you to my holiday sale, before my typing finger falls off from the scurvy.
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