hello when i was a little baby my parents chose the name leonie for me. i was a very hairy baby like a little lion but a little lion after it has its fur and mane. girl lions dont have manes but i think its very rude if you attack my parents so my name is leonie please call me leonie.
i will never tell what the b in my name stands for. but my real name is elizabeth grant! just kidding. put an accent on the c.like a nike swoosh. please. thank u.
its imperialistic if you dont btw.
my favourite root vegetable is garlic and frozen peas. a big bag of frozen peas. sometimes i like sweetcorn too but also i like bok choi when my mummy prepares it for me. I like british 80s rock and not the cure! i think its mutual. me and fiona apple are best friends online and allen ginsberg and andrew marvell write poetry with me sometimes.
when i was 6 i was accepted into harvard university so i left my family and went to america. not really but i have been to texas and missouri and california and some others. i like london though. the most.
and then when i was a little bit older
never mind.
bread and water turns into toast and tea so often. there is so much potential.
sometimes i think i possess a lot of the rational spirit (i have a costco platinum card) but then sometimes i notice the pen marks on the wall of my height and i think i am more vegetative. i dont really like aristotle.
i like…….. john ashbery! and edward said and the pitch perfect movies. all of them. my favourite was the second one though, i really liked das sound machine ja.
in ten years i will be thirty and i hope without botulism. i will be happy and okay even if they never bring back plastic straws in mcdonalds. i wont cuff my jeans then. and probably, i will have a new favourite book by then.
love you! bye
p.s i was lyinb about the frozen peas.
p.p.p.ps subscribe to amos he smells like a nice bar of soap in real life. or else! the pink box below is also a metaphysical box which may grant healing properties if you click it. there is also a chance that it pulls a lever to a trolley system interfering with its course though… but i cant say!
I’m so confused
I don't know what I just read, but I also like garlic